This is review number three hundred and ninety. This anime is part of the Summer 2014 lineup, and I’m actually combining both seasons of the show I’m reviewing. I honestly saw the entire series in one go, and I never knew it was two separate seasons. I don’t really care though, because this anime sucks. It’s Aldnoah.Zero I and II. It’s a twenty four episode series comprising of two seasons about, basically, a mars attack. This review is long, so let’s read on already.