Captain Earth Review

This is review number three hundred and five. This anime is part of the Spring 2014 lineup. It’s Captain Earth. It’s a twenty five episode anime about aliens fighting giant robots piloted by angsty teenagers. It’s a pretty long review so let’s just read on.

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M3: Sono Kuroki Hagane Review

This is review number three hundred and two. This anime is part of the Spring 2014 lineup and it’s a big doozy. It’s an anime called M3: The Dark Metal or M3: Sono Kuroki Hagane. It’s a twenty four episode anime about, really nothing but a bunch of awesome clusterf*cks. I’ll be using that word a lot in this review so I think it’s going to be a fun day for everyone. Let’s read on.

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Break Blade (TV) Review

This is review number two hundred and ninety nine. This anime is part of the Spring 2014 lineup. The year is about to come to an end and I am still stuck in this lineup. At least I am about to cross the big three so that’s something to celebrate. Just one more until thirty percent. So anyways, this anime is called Break Blade or Broken Blade. The English title seems to have an alternate English title. It’s weird. It’s a twelve episode mecha anime about two countries fighting because they hate each other. It follows your typical pussy b*tch hero but also some sweet robot battles you just want to slather in gravy. I’m hungry. Anyways, this anime is awesome. It’s a redo but it’s still awesome. Let’s read on.

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Knights of Sidonia Review

This is review number two hundred and ninety four. This is part of the Spring 2014 lineup. The show I’ll be reviewing is called Knights of Sidonia. It’s a twelve episode show of robots and aliens in space. My review is pretty damn long so let’s just read on. I’m tired already.

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Date A Live II Review

This is review number two hundred and eighty five. This anime is part of the Spring 2014 lineup. I guess, as of now, I won’t be able to catch up to any current lineup so I’ll just watch at my own pace. I’m sorry. TPAB is extremely busy. I’ll focus my all on the Spring lineup though and pace myself for my 1000 goal. That’s all that matters now. The anime I’ll be reviewing is the second season of Date A Live. It’s about hot girls and a guy. I remember my review of the first season is really popular so here’s hoping the second season is as good as the first one. Let’s read on.

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Kakumeiki Valvrave 2nd Season

This is review number two hundred and fifty five. This anime is part of the Fall 2013 lineup. The anime I’ll be reviewing is the second season of Valvrave. I loved the first season as I kept praising how awesome it was despite a majority of people not being convinced with the ridiculous plot of the show. The anime kept being interesting enough that I was really excited to watch the second season. Life is full of disappointments though and this show is one of them. Let’s read on.

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Senki Zesshou Symphogear G Review

This is review number two hundred and forty four. This anime is part of the Summer 2013 lineup. The anime I’ll be reviewing is Symphogear G. It’s the second season of that Winter 2012 anime. Oh gosh, the first season was actually my twenty sixth review. That’s a fairly young me, a year ago, with a passion in his heart trying his best to churn out a review. The second season is now my 244th review so that’s certainly special. Dear god, I watched a lot of anime between those two seasons, huh? Anyways, this is a thirteen episode anime about girls singing while they fight. It’s a really good show. Let’s read on.

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Kakumeiki Valvrave Review

This is review number two hundred and twenty. This is part of the Spring 2013 anime lineup. I am slowing down with my reviews. Real life is knocking and I am forced to answer. This is really why I was reviewing anime at a fast pace since I know a day will come where I’ll slow down. I’ll try to keep releasing reviews once a week though. TPAB is about to regain his life outside being a NEET and boy, the rays of the sun hurt a lot. Anyways, the anime I’ll be reviewing is Valvrave the Liberator. It’s a twelve episode anime about a mecha with some kids and they’re vampires. It’s murky but also really awesome. Stop right now and just watch this show. Let’s read on.

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Suisei no Gargantia Review

This is review number two hundred and nineteen. I lost my enthusiasm for anime after trying my hand at the previous review. If you plan on watching Zettai Bouei Leviathan then remember that it made me hate anime. I’m not being clever. I seriously stopped watching any anime and did nothing for close to a week simply because of the literal upsetting feeling I had watching that anime. Anyways, the anime I’ll be reviewing is Suisei no Gargantia. It’s a thirteen episode anime about tentacle monsters, some mecha, a girl in a surfkite and a dude and his best friend robot. I know, right? It’s insane. Let’s read on.

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Date A Live Review

This is review number two hundred and seven. This anime is part of the Spring 2013 lineup. The anime I’ll be reviewing is Date A Live. This anime is like a baby of “The World God Only Knows” and IS: Infinite Stratos. That’s basically it, really. It’s a twelve episode anime about a harem and a yandere devouring innocent people. There’s even a scene with a severed foot in it. Yeah, that sounds fun. Let’s read on.

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